561. A muggleborn taking Muggle Studies and being SO BLOWN AWAY by everything wizards think about muggles that she vows to take over teaching that class and does when she is 22. It turns out to be the best decision she’s ever made because in what other job can you spend all day showing an enraptured crowd how to make toast with a toaster?
every time i watch cr1tikal’s five nights at freddy’s playthrough i like to imagine he’s the one guy who took the job and survived and after when people are like ‘hey you worked there what was it like’ he just sorta shrugs and is like ‘the pay was shit but you don’t have to do much’ and that’s why people keep taking the job
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
how to enjoy a youtube channel
- ignore their entire youtube fanbase
girl: so u wanna fuck with the lights on or off bae?
me: *thinks about the electricity bill*
me: in the dark ;)